Found ‘Death Star’ Plans At Work [F]
I usually return found goods back to their respective owners, but I found this picture book torn, under a cabinet and in the Adult Observation Unit, so whoever it belonged to had long since been discharged. …Mine!
It’s actually rubbish, but for the life of me I can’t just throw it away, It’s Star Wars! And besides, how many people at work can say they have Star Wars memorabilia in their locker? Uno that’s how many. Man, I’m going to look so boss reading this during lunch.