The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody (or) Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully!!!
NeRdGaSM!!!
Watch this – If there were no title logos and you didn’t know it was a porn, it would just look like a really well-made X-Files fan film, wouldn’t it? And not a porn at all, right? That’s insane. And kind of cool, actually:
The truth is out that “The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody” is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome!
T H E S E X F I L E S
Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before.
Already seems better than the last X-Files movie.
I would rather watch old men having enemas than re-watch the last x-files movie.